Five-year-old me would’ve liked if I was named “Woody” from Toy Story (hover over my pic to see).

But no, my parents picked the baby from Raising Arizona, a Cohen Brothers movie from the ‘80s.

I’m so coordinated, I’m semi-ambidextrous on good days:

Writing: left

Playing guitar: right

Playing ping pong:  left

Throwing a frisbee: don’t ask…it’s complicated

When not in a google doc, you’ll usually find me with a six-string in my hands, listening to Hank Williams, or starting a new book before I finished the last three.

Two truths and a lie:

I was a monk

I sat next to Joey Chestnut on an airplane

I’m a certified underwater welder.